Laugho laugho - nahi smajhe :)

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

A: Adidas.

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Q: How do u CUT roads?????

A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

A : Hindustan Leaver.

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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Q: What's Ford?

A: Gaadi.

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Q: What's Oxford?

A: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?

A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?

A:They both are not a banana !!

ANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?

BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.

भक्त बोला - प्रभु, मुझे एक गिटार दे दो।

गिटार ! कैसा गधा है। शिवजी ने सोचा । कोई गिटार के लिए भी तपस्या करता है।

बोले - बेटा, तूने बड़ी तपस्या की है। कुछ बड़ा मांग। चिन्ता मत कर, सब कुछ मिलेगा।

भक्त बोला - नहीं प्रभु, मुझे तो सिर्फ एक गिटार चाहिए बस !

शिवजी समझाने लगे - बेटा, कुछ ढंग का मांग। मेरी रेपुटेशन का तो खयाल कर। गिटार भी कोई मांगने की चीज है भला।

परंतु भक्त भी जिद पर अड़ा हुआ था, बोला - नहीं प्रभु, अगर देना है तो बस गिटार ही दो !

अब शिवजी को गुस्सा आ गया, बोले - गिटार ! गिटार ! गिटार ! अबे अगर गिटार मेरे पास होता तो मैं ये डमरू क्यों बजाता फिरता
One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after three days. After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.

The test consisted of two question with a total marks of 100.

Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)

Q2. Which tire burst ? (98 marks)