Laugho laugho - nahi smajhe :)

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

A: Adidas.

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Q: How do u CUT roads?????

A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

A : Hindustan Leaver.

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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Q: What's Ford?

A: Gaadi.

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Q: What's Oxford?

A: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?

A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?

A:They both are not a banana !!

ANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?

BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.

भक्त बोला - प्रभु, मुझे एक गिटार दे दो।

गिटार ! कैसा गधा है। शिवजी ने सोचा । कोई गिटार के लिए भी तपस्या करता है।

बोले - बेटा, तूने बड़ी तपस्या की है। कुछ बड़ा मांग। चिन्ता मत कर, सब कुछ मिलेगा।

भक्त बोला - नहीं प्रभु, मुझे तो सिर्फ एक गिटार चाहिए बस !

शिवजी समझाने लगे - बेटा, कुछ ढंग का मांग। मेरी रेपुटेशन का तो खयाल कर। गिटार भी कोई मांगने की चीज है भला।

परंतु भक्त भी जिद पर अड़ा हुआ था, बोला - नहीं प्रभु, अगर देना है तो बस गिटार ही दो !

अब शिवजी को गुस्सा आ गया, बोले - गिटार ! गिटार ! गिटार ! अबे अगर गिटार मेरे पास होता तो मैं ये डमरू क्यों बजाता फिरता
One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after three days. After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.

The test consisted of two question with a total marks of 100.

Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)

Q2. Which tire burst ? (98 marks)

Best from Asha & Gulam Ali

कुछ songs ऐसे होते है जो ऐसा लगता है जैसे उन् पलों के लिए बनाये गए हो जो हम जी लेते है जब इन songs को सुनते है - जैसे की यह गाना , इतना realistic है की जब भी सुनो ऐसा लगता है की में ही गा रही हू -
नैना रे नैना तोसे लागे .......

आप भी सुनिए .....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt6joUH9KOI

AR Rahman tujhe salaam!

Lot and lots of congratulation for A R Rahman !
This is not the first time when Rahman got a big award for his work but I am not getting it what so big deal about Goldan globe ? In my opinion any real artist is not wait for recognition or any world level award, if he/she is best then his talent will spread like wild fire. It's true that Mr. A R Rahman becomes world famous artist but he was already a world famous musician before that.
Since his childhood Rahman is devoted to music.He composed music better than Slum dog Millionaire in his movies but he got famous by Slum dog Millionaire only. Rahman was always famous in the world, by saying I want to say only this that we should proud of what we have and should not wait for recognition. A.R.Rahman was always best and none of the award in this world is big enough to honor him.
Some poet said -
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niz karmo ka bhi dhyan rahe
khud par bhi abhiman rahe
apne ho aise karm sada
jisse bahrat ka maan rahe

means one should always remember his deeds,and have self respect, should always remember that what ever he will do, his country should proud always !

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Funny quotes

Guru- Gee you are you TM
Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle, tickle tickle

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
Anonymous
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Patrick Murray

The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM.
Dave Barry

"Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids." Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?
Sal Davino

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."
George Burns

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
Oliver Herford

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
Groucho Marx

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."
Eddie Izzard

"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
Spike Milligan

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
A. Whitney Brown

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Steven Wright

"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
Spike Milligan


"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
Steven Wright