Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Jokes

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2 cigarettes and have to light
> > any one cigarette. you don't have anything else with you in the boat?
> > How will you do it? (Dont assume that u know the ans...just scroll down and read completely!)
> > .
> >
> >
> > . Give up...????
> >
> >
> > . Go further down...and get ready to be PJed...:-)
> >
> >
> > Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. so the boat will
>
> > become
> > LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette
> >
> >
> > More Answers...
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> > ----------------------------------------------
> >
> > Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and
> > catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches
> > that you win, you can light the cigarette
> >
> > -------------------------------------------------
> > -----------------------------------------------
> >
> > Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
> > drop...(TIP - TIP)
> >
> > "TIP TIP barsa Pani.
> > Pani ne aag lagayee."
> >
> > us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > If the first solution is not working...you jump
>
> > into the water...The boat now definitely becomes
> > LIGHTER...and then you know what to do...
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Otherwise take the boat at the end of the tunnel, u
> > can catch the light there.....
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------
> > ------------------
> > another solution..
> > u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one "the
> > former looks better"...
> > us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------------
> > ----------------------
> > EK CIG PER DAAG LAGA DO
> > AS PER SANJAY DUTT'S MOVIE........DAAG THE FIRE
> > DAAG = FIRE
> > REST U KNOW WUT TO DO
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------
> > -------------------------
> >
> > Film se yaad aya
> > Wait for cig to get jawaaan
> > As u know jawaaani,deewaani
> > Thodeee aaag hai thoda sa paani

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