PEARL'S OYSTER

Are you ready for the 'Ready'

2011-06-13T13:48:00.000-07:00

Salman khan again in his full form in ready movie. Good movie full paisa vasool! watch Slaman khan's dialogue!

PEARL'S OYSTER: Life lesson quotes from a famous person....me..

2011-04-07T12:31:00.001-07:00

PEARL'S OYSTER: Life lesson quotes from a famous person....me..

Life lesson quotes from a famous person....me..

2011-04-07T12:31:00.000-07:00

As life is going on I am learning so many things and based on my experince I have created following lessons-
1 When ever there is so much celebration involved in any of the life's insident you must know that behind that there is lot of trouble coming for e.g we all celebrate weddings but after that what ? trouble for both side....
2 When a woman become pregnant everyone congratulate her but after that what ...? troubles lots of troubles..
3 In this world what normal person think is necessory rituals for a normal life to do like marrieage, kids, job all is in vain because of the simple reason - people can't see other person live happily without suffering or experince what he/she had gone through.

Life lesson wil continue coming your way ...

Chevy super bowl ads 2011

2011-02-06T11:02:00.001-08:00

Chevy super bowl sunday ads 2011

2011-02-06T11:00:00.000-08:00

Super bowl 2011

2011-02-06T10:51:00.000-08:00

khushi ka dukh ...

2010-12-29T13:34:00.000-08:00

kabhi kabhi bahut ajeeb si stithi ho jati hai khush bhi nahi ho sakte hai dukhi bhi nahi. Mein khush hu par woh dukhi hai woh mere apne hai mein kaise khush rah sakti hu unko dukhi dkeh kar ... ..par mein kya karu kaise uski help karu kuchh smajh nahi aata hai. bhgwan aise kyo karta hai khushi deta hia to uske sath dukh bhi deta hai ..//mere sath hi hamesha aisa kyo hota hai jab bhi mein khush hoti hu aansu ke sath hi khushi kyo ati hai ...nahi bhgwan ab aur nahi aap itni pariksha mat lo ki logo apa ki existance mein belive karna band kar de...
kahna to mujhe bahut kuchh hai par kah nahi pa rhia hu ..

#links

2010-12-22T12:40:00.000-08:00

#links

Gujarish ...

2010-12-22T12:34:00.000-08:00

Aap ne Gujarish dekhi .. mujhe director se bahut sari gujarishekarni hai for e.g. ki please puri film mein blue light use karna kum karo aur history se baahr aao... gujarish mein jab tv par news chalti hoti hai to woh aaj ke jamane ki chal rahi hoti hai par herione ka dress 17 th century ka aur woh sham ko candle le kar ghumti hai light ka kya hua ? ? us ke baad boat se ghar jati hai .. kuchh samjh nahi aaya :)
lagta hia direcotr se sab jitni jayda ummed lagaye bithe the woh pressure mein aa gaye aur bahiyaa aap sab ko to pata hi hia na ki pressure mein aadmi kuchh nahi kar sakta :)
First half tak badi mushkil se movie dkehi par uske baad dkhene ki ichaa hi kahtma ho gayee gujarish ki ki please yeh film band kar do ....

aap mein se kisi ko achhi lagi to ho bataiye ?

2010-12-22T12:25:00.000-08:00

ladki hona sach mein ek bahut bari baat hai .ladki ki jindagi aasan nahi hai.pida ek ghar hoti hai jindagi dusre ghar gujarti hai. kahi ek gaana suna tha ki ab jo kiye ho maula aisa na kijo agale janam mohe ladki na kijo .... kitni badi baat hia is ek line mein ... jab shadi hoti hai ladki ko na jane kitne imotional expericne hote hai. yeh sab sahna aasan nahi hai.

us ke sath bhi wahi hua ,shaid ke baad wapas ja rhia thi to sab khush the bus ma hi baar baar puchh rhia thi ki sara saman rakh liya, ticket karwa liya dhyan se baki sab khush the ki acha hai ja rhia hia bhai to apni patni aur bachho ke sath khush/busy tha uski apni life hai bus ma baap hi ko lagta hia ki beit aayee hia beti ja rhia hai. yeh baat wiase badi normal lagti hai ki aisa to hur ladki ke sath hota hia par agar bariki se socha jaye to kitni ajeeb baat hia ki aisa kaise ho jata hia ki bhai bahan sath sath bade huye aur ek din aisa bhi aata hia ki kisi ko dusre ke jane aane se koi farak nahi padta hia . bahut paraya lagta hia sab kuchh ...pahle jis almari mein saman rakhti thi woh ab meri nahi hai mera ghar hia to kaun sa ? pati ka jaha mera kuchh nahi hia bus mujhe uske rakh rakhav karna hai thik se kiya to thoda jagah mil jaygi use karne ko nahi to waha bhi kuchh nahi ...pita ka ? woh to mera raha hi nahi waha to kisi aur ka adhikar ho gaya hia .... bahut galat rule hai dunia ke ..

ladki ko sahare ki jarurat hoti hai uska mann komal hota hia usko ghar mein rakhana chiaye na ki bete ko .. ladke to tough hote hia unko ghar se baahr ja kar dusre ke ghar rahna chiaye ....agar woh ek din bhi dang se rah le to baat hia ...mujhe nahi lagta hia ki yeh ho payega ... aaj sare world mein dkeh lijiye aurato ki halat kahi bhi tihk nahi hia koi kitni bhi pad likh le badi position parp ahuch jaye kahi na kahi aurat ko hi samjhuta karna padta hia ...

PEARL'S OYSTER: Jindagi ki katai

2010-06-23T10:01:00.001-07:00

PEARL'S OYSTER: Jindagi ki katai

Jindagi ki katai

2010-06-23T10:01:00.000-07:00

jindagi kaisi hai paheli hai .... internet par yeh gaana sun kar mann sochne laga ki sahi hi hai jindagi sach mein paheli hai .JIndaig katna ek bahut bada kaam hai sirf paida hoen se kuchh nahi hota hai jindagi ko katna ek bahut bada kaam hai .
thoda hosh samhalo to school mein admission ki pareshani
schhol mein aa jao to exam pass karne ki pareshani
socha college to hote hi hai mauj masti ke abhi school mein padai kar lete hai ajee kaha sahab ! college gaye to career ki pareshani ...
career bana to shaid ki pareshani
shadi ho gayee to bachhe ki pareshani ...
bachhe hogne to unki pareshaniya ...
akhir kaar yeh pareshaniya kbahi rukegi ya nahi ya yu hi ek ke baad ek paida hoti rahegi .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29P6tmF7ddQ

Post office - letter to god

2010-02-26T07:30:00.000-08:00

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting "To God" with no actual street address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.

Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna

Journey from ounce to pound

2010-02-22T13:02:00.000-08:00

Do you know what it means -journey from OZ to LB?
as I am growing I am learning so many life lessons this is one of the biggest life lesson I still am in process of learning ...
it takes so many efforts to make a particle measure in oz to change it to some pounds.So basically it means human life that start with a small sperm and change into a 6 pound baby. It's very complicated process mentally or physically both way.
if you think it as philosophically then it ended up again in oz, as human body grow and grows and gains several pounds and in the last it becomes a tiny particle again.

Your shape with WII

2010-02-22T12:36:00.000-08:00

I always find wii a very easy to use game/exercise mate. I was playing wii fit for quite a few months and then I saw this new "your shape " wii sports game. I bought it.It has DVD for best dance ,30 tracks to run your energizer working ...and another box with a DVD featuring Jenny McCarthy as game guide and a motion tracking camera.
I like the idea very much you never feel that you are working out alone, also camera can track your motions so you can't cheat :) and it's from UBISOFT which is always number one in gaming systems.
This system is really advanced it saves you thousands of dollars you pay to your trainer. check you tube clip here-

http://youtu.be/9CaOwp8MNFM?hd=1

So friends keep checking here and you will let you know more once I start my own " your shape " ....
If you want to buy " your shape" it now -
http://www.amazon.com/Your-Shape-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B002EWD040/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1266870699&sr=8-1

and if you want to buy just dance DVD -
http://www.amazon.com/Just-Dance-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B002MWSY3O/ref=pd_rhf_shvl_5

I -pad -For sure

2010-02-05T12:39:00.000-08:00

watch this funny video and you 'll know the exact use for ipad -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krN1CMlybqw

What Exercise Won't Do for You - Page 3

2010-01-19T09:11:00.001-08:00

What Exercise Won't Do for You - Page 3

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Amazing Homes and Offices Built from Shipping Containers

2009-12-27T19:08:00.001-08:00

Amazing Homes and Offices Built from Shipping Containers

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The Art of Upcycling: 10 Amazing Cardboard Sculptures by Mark Langan

2009-12-27T19:04:00.001-08:00

The Art of Upcycling: 10 Amazing Cardboard Sculptures by Mark Langan

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what to do ?

2009-12-09T13:45:00.001-08:00

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye --they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses, and
I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC

Guess who is this ?

2009-12-09T13:25:00.000-08:00

this is Sachin Tendulakar in his college fancy dress contest

refer- from web

Gone are the days ....

2009-12-09T13:21:00.000-08:00

Gone are the days!!! My Friend...

When

The school reopened in June, And we settled in our new desks and

benches!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet

managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to

Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating first with tables and then with

Clarke's tables and advanced to Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms Drenched in sweat!

When all the colors in the world, Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,

Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,

And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played "kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,

While others simply played "book cricket" in the

Confines of classroom!

Of fights but no conspiracies, Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!
When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,

In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to "Conquer" window seats in our School bus!

While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",

"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days

Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days

Of tenth and twelfth standards, when We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt, We enjoyed, We played, We won, We lost, We laughed, We cried, We fought, We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends bonded in love,

So much experience, all this and more- by way of innocent love!

Gone are the days

When we used to talk for hours with our friends!

Now we don't have time and heart to say a `Hi"! We have learnt very well to avoid them for reasons best known to us!

Gone are the days

When we played games on the road!

Now we Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days

When we saw stars Shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!

Gone are the days

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days

Where we studied just to pass!

Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days

Where we shouted on the road! Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days

Where we got lectures from all!

Now we give lectures to all... about what we consider achievements over trivial, physical things in life....!!

We now derive immense pleasure from putting others down and considering ourselves up higher than others in the society by our material achievements?!

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE ,

DONT FORGET TO

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

EXISTS IN EVERY CREATION JUST THE WAY THE CREATOR WANTS IT TO BE ............

WE HAVE NO CONTROL WHATSOEVER.......

IF POSSIBLE SPREAD LOVE AND ONLY LOVE, THE WAY IT USED TO BE WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER.............................................

WE ARE STILL YOUNG AND WILL BE YOUNG AT HEART FOREVER WHEN WE SPREAD LOVE.....................................

Photo Gallery: 13 Coolest Things Made from Recycled Bottles

2009-12-09T11:07:00.001-08:00

Photo Gallery: 13 Coolest Things Made from Recycled Bottles

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How true ...

2009-12-08T13:39:00.001-08:00

This is really good.... do take time off to read this.
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together tovisit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into
complaints about stress in work and life.Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen andreturned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain,plastic,glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite -
telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leavingbehind the plain and cheap ones.
While it is normal for each of you to want only the best for yourselves,that is the source of your problems and stress.What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups.
Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society arethe cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change.Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee
in it."So, don't let the cups drive you... enjoy the coffee instead.......... Have a nice day

2009-12-08T13:29:00.000-08:00

According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakne ss.
TYPE AB Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions

How to recruit the right person for the job

2009-12-08T13:26:00.000-08:00

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an
open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the
situation.

If they are counting the bricks....Put them in the Accounts Department.

If they are recounting them...Put them in Auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks...Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order...Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other...Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping...Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces...Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle...Put them in Human Resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved...Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day...Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window...Put them on Strategic Planning.

And then last but not least...............

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in Top management.

Jokes

2009-12-08T12:54:00.000-08:00

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2 cigarettes and have to light

> > any one cigarette. you don't have anything else with you in the boat?

> > How will you do it? (Dont assume that u know the ans...just scroll down and read completely!)

> > .

> >

> > . Give up...????

> >

> > . Go further down...and get ready to be PJed...:-)

> >

> > Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. so the boat will

> > become

> > LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

> >

> > More Answers...

> > --------------------------------------------------

> > ----------------------------------------------

> >

> > Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and

> > catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches

> > that you win, you can light the cigarette

> >

> > -------------------------------------------------

> > -----------------------------------------------

> >

> > Take water in your hand and drop it drop by

> > drop...(TIP - TIP)

> >

> > "TIP TIP barsa Pani.

> > Pani ne aag lagayee."

> >

> > us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.

> >

> > --------------------------------------------------

> > ---------------------------------------------

> >

> > If the first solution is not working...you jump

> > into the water...The boat now definitely becomes

> > LIGHTER...and then you know what to do...

> >

> > --------------------------------------------------

> > ----------------------------------------------------

> >

> > Otherwise take the boat at the end of the tunnel, u

> > can catch the light there.....

> >

> > --------------------------------------------------

> > ------------------

> > another solution..

> > u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one "the

> > former looks better"...

> > us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...

> >

> > --------------------------------------------------------

> > ----------------------

> > EK CIG PER DAAG LAGA DO

> > AS PER SANJAY DUTT'S MOVIE........DAAG THE FIRE

> > DAAG = FIRE

> > REST U KNOW WUT TO DO

> >

> > --------------------------------------------------------------------

> > -------------------------

> >

> > Film se yaad aya

> > Wait for cig to get jawaaan

> > As u know jawaaani,deewaani

> > Thodeee aaag hai thoda sa paani

41 Extraordinary Knit Designs

2009-12-08T09:54:00.001-08:00

41 Extraordinary Knit Designs

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Space alien search costs man his job - Weird News - Canoe.ca

2009-12-04T10:52:00.000-08:00

Space alien search costs man his job - Weird News - Canoe.ca

Toilet Lid Sink

2009-12-03T12:06:00.001-08:00

Toilet Lid Sink

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25 Ideas That Are Changing the World - Page 26 | torontolife.com

2009-12-03T11:48:00.001-08:00

25 Ideas That Are Changing the World - Page 26 | torontolife.com

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It happens only in India

2009-12-02T11:53:00.001-08:00

Thanks to google for pictures.

sath

2009-11-27T13:00:00.000-08:00

साथ - एक छोटा सा पर बहुत बड़ा शब्द है , इसके बहुत मायने होते है,जिंदगी में किसी का साथ होना बहुत जरुरी है । साथ बहुत तरह का हो सकता है -
भावनात्मक
शारीरिक
मानसिक आदि

साथ के यह तीनो रूप ही जरुरी है , जिस के पास एक भी कम होता है वही जान सकता है की साथ का क्या महत्व है । एस सब को मालूम है में यह सब क्यो बता रही हू ,वोह इसलिए बता रही हू की मुझे जानने की इच्छा है की किस तरह की साथ की असल परिभाषा क्या है ? आप किसी का साथ देने का वादा करते है to क्या हर परिस्त्थी में साथ देंगे ? ग़लत सही जो भी हो ? वोह जो भी करे ? उदाहरण के लिय जब भी मुझे किसी पर गुस्सा आता है to मेरा साथी मेरा साथ नही देता है कहता है की यह गलत बात है तुम को उस को पर गुस्सा नही आना चाहिए ? क्यो नही आना चाहिए हम नोर्मल इन्सान है हममें भी बैर प्यार सारे भाव आते है to गुस्सा भी naturally आएगा ही हम कोई महात्मा to हैं नही , to में समझती हू की एक अच्छा साथी आपका साथ देगा और वोह भी उस पर गुस्सा होगा या चलो गुस्सा नही to कम से कम आप का मत सुन to लेगा ।
मेरा साथी जब किसी पर गुस्सा होता है to में उसका साथ देती हू क्यो की में उसकी साथी हू जिस ससे उसको खुशी मिलती है में वही करती हू और बदले में यही आशा भी करती हू पर ऐसा नही होता है ।
चलो भाई आप किसी का निर्णय नही बदला सकते है पर में जानना चाहती हू की आप की क्या राय है इस बारे में -
आप के साथी की किसी से लड़ाई हुई है आप उसका साथ देंगे या उसको ही बुरा भला बोलेगे ? आप उसको सही रास्ता दिखाना चाहते है पर इस तरह से क्या सही है ?
साथ एक बहुत ठोस आधार है , जब मनुष्य को किसी का साथ होता है उसमें १० लोगो की ताक़त आ जाती है भले ही वोह साथ किसी भी प्रकार का हो , साथी आप के पास हो न हो पर उसका साथ होने का अहसास आप को सारी शक्ति दे देता है , जब आप परेशानी में होते है to आप भगवान को याद करते है क्यो ? क्योकि उसका साथ होने का विश्वास आप को सबल बनाता है ।

साथ उसका क्या मिला स्वरों को मेरे साज मिल गए
यह धुन जिंदगी की सदा रहे साथी तू युगों जिए

यह साथ हमारा सदियों का इस में है मिठास और कडवाहट
मेरे दिल में तेरी और तुझमें मेरी आहट ...
( उसके लिए जिसे देख कर मेरी सुबह होती है और रात ख़तम होती है ...)

Old story in today's perspect

2009-11-27T12:53:00.000-08:00

Its an old story,with a new twist.

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his
hats. The hat seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same.

Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to his mind* He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukhwinder, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his
grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree.

He remembered his grandfather's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.

Now, very convinced of his grandfather?s idea, Sukhwinder threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and Guess!!! Said what???

****************

You think only you have a grandfather !!!????

ps- thanks for the google for the pictures

250 Gifts Under $25!

2009-11-26T11:48:00.001-08:00

250 Gifts Under $25!

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amazing song mixing

2009-11-20T10:25:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDHke6gJWEg

Brazil short skirt woman shocked at fame - Weird News - Canoe.ca

2009-11-20T10:21:00.000-08:00

Brazil short skirt woman shocked at fame - Weird News - Canoe.ca

Funniest joke

2009-11-20T09:59:00.000-08:00

Crossing a teacher and a vampire will only give rise to many blood tests

how do you embarrassed an archaeologist
give him a tampon and ask him which period it is from ?

One-of-a-Kind Recycled Home D

2009-11-19T10:22:00.001-08:00

One-of-a-Kind Recycled Home Décor

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Art I adore ...

2009-11-19T09:01:00.000-08:00

great collection-
http://www.visionsfineart.com/index.html

Something new -

http://www.howardmartinart.com/

magic of water color-

http://www.edwardabela.com/Watercolours_Paintings.htm

Art and beyond-

http://www।virtualartacademy.com/

Art all over-

http://macjacart.com/

Square root of 3 - love in maths

2009-11-12T07:33:00.000-08:00

I’m sure that I will always beA lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,Why must my three keep out of sightBeneath the vicious square root sign,I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,Together now we multiplyTo form a number we prefer,Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bondsWith the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become ungluedYour love for me has been renewed
-David Feinberg
reference- http://halfawake.wordpress.com/2008/05/03/harold-and-kumar-poem/

U2.com > News > U2 360

2009-09-18T13:12:00.001-07:00

U2.com > News > U2 360° gets high in Toronto

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मन् लागा यार fuckiri में ....

2009-08-14T12:34:00.000-07:00

यह फकीरी तो सुना था पर fuckiri क्या है ? जो नही समझे उनके लिए बता दू की आज कल मन बड़ा तितली हो रहा है दिन रात बस प्यार का भूत सवार रहता है लव आज कल ... ...वगेरा वगेरा तो बस अब लगता है की सब जगह बस प्यार ही है और कुछ नही है ...
यह F**** वर्ड भी बड़ा प्यारा है हर फॉर्म में उसे कर सकते है Noun Pronoun adjective जिसमें चाहे use कर लो ...
तो जी १०० की सीधी बात है की आज कल बस करने को मन होता है चाहे वोह कही भी हो कभी भी हो :) और मुंडा ऐसा हो तो फिर तो बात ही क्या है ....

so enjoy the life firends and keep F****...

Really inpiring

2009-07-23T11:58:00.000-07:00

I just watched a beautiful and powerful presentation that really touched me,

and I wanted to share it with you. I'm sure you'll enjoy the breathtaking

images and the inspiring message.

You can check it out here: http://www.danceintherainmovie.com

best recepie video

2009-07-10T10:23:00.000-07:00

this is best recepie video -

http://www।youtube.com/user/vahchef?view=videos#play/uploads/7/kxiLjm0Piec

Funny song -दिल की दिल .....

2009-07-10T09:42:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6voqnKvw2U&feature=related

today's joke

2009-07-08T13:23:00.000-07:00

chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just
ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and
today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What
a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all
of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised
eggs.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence'.

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy
Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
Mummy
Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this
with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear
who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's
litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
'And
now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and
grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because
I'm only going to say this once...

'I HAVEN'T MADE THE ****** PORRIDGE YET

my love interest :)

2009-07-08T13:10:00.000-07:00

Interesting News

2009-05-28T08:10:00.000-07:00

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/090525/odds/odd_us_jumper_odd

Joke..

2009-05-14T11:51:00.001-07:00

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

"I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time," the doctor says.

"Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.

"Ten," says the doctor.

"Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.

"Nine. . ."

Art and handicraft

2009-04-30T17:24:00.000-07:00

http://www.dastkar.org/paper.htm

http://worldoftheindianwoman.blogspot.com/2008/12/madhya-pradesh-land-of-tribal-artists.html

Earth Day April 22

2009-04-17T12:05:00.000-07:00

I always wanted to use all Eco friendly product but amazed why they are so expensive ???
in today's recession time a common person hardly manage to buy regular grocery and if he/she wanted to help environment then how he/she can do that ?

GO GREEN AND SAVE MOTHER NATURE !
Don't look for penny it's not worth the millions of future !
buy green ,use green ... ...

What's in the name ?

2009-04-17T11:40:00.000-07:00

Previously also I discussed about " what's in the name " now again I am amazed and realize too that's there is something in the name ..
everybody who have seen Slumdog Millionaire , for them Danny Boyle name is not unknown
and now who watch news they must have seen ' Britains got talent 2009 ' Susan Boyle's performance .. if not then follow this link -
Susan Boyle's performance

So now you know what I am talking about - yes it's in the last name " Boyle "
take my advice if you want to be famous -change your last name to "Boyle" .......

best wishes for Susan ,Danny and all of them who are going to change their last name " Boyle "

hilarious jokes

2009-04-09T08:45:00.000-07:00

what is the worst thing about layoffs -
your girlfriends husband will always at home ...

बेवकूफी से भरे question -
किसी ने मुझे खाने पर बुलाया और कहा अच्छा ठीक है कल मिलते है ७.३० पर
मैंने पूछा सुबह ? ( आप ही बताईये की सुबह ७.३० बजे कौन बुलाता है खाने पर ????)

A guy shows up late for work। The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

दोस्त : "तुम को मरने से डर नही लगता है ,"
मैंने कहा " मरना तो लाइफ का एक पार्ट है , सब को अदा करना है "
दोस्त : जी हा ! आखिरी पार्ट !

मेरा दिन

2009-04-01T13:09:00.000-07:00

आज का दिन अच्छा भी है और बुरा भी । अच्छा इसलिए की सुबह थोडी देर आराम करने का टाइम मिल गया क्योकि ऑफिस देर से जन था और बुरा इसलिए की पता नही क्यो अंदर से कुछ बैचनी हो रही है कुछ तो है , मन् को मानाने की हज़ार कोशिश करने के बावजूद भी मन है की मानता ही नही । खैर अब जो होना है वोह तो हो कर रहेगा उस पर किसी का कोई जोर नही है ।
आज सुबह से कंप्यूटर ऑन करने में डर लग रहा था की पता नही कब किसकी मेल से अप्रैल वायरस लग जाए ,पर पुरी precaution ले रहे है सो भगवान की दया से अभी तक तो सब कुछ ठीक ही है ।
आज महा मुर्ख दिवस याने की april fool day भी है उस की आप सब को मुबारक हो अब मुबारक किस बात की हा हा पर ऐसे ही बोल दिया तो मुबारक हो आप को । अगर आज आप फिर मुर्ख बने है तो डबल मुबारक और अगर आपने बनया है तो उसकी भी मुबारक हा हा हा
अब लीजिये एक joke सुनिए इसी बात पर -
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Jokes

2009-03-25T08:13:00.000-07:00

Note- These material is only for fun , not intended to harm any ones emotion.

1 Bhola goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bhola to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bhola goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week Bhola finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Bhola to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Bhola goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
Next week Bhola comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Bhola: "What! This is shit!"
Bhola calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"

2 Exam paper -

Time Limit: 3 Weeks

1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in India's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar , the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of India produces the most oranges?
(a) Gujarat
(b) Russia
(c) Canada
(d) Pakistan

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?

20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
(c) still waiting *You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*

Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh

What is a smart Malayalee called?

Debo-nair.

What is a dynamic malayalee called ?

Pheno-Menon.

Why did the malayalee crossed the road ?

Simbly.

What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?

Keyhollo.

How was wire invented?

Two marwaris spotted the same coin.

Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?

Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

What is a communist Sindhi called?

Lalwani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?

Thadani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?

Kriplani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?

Marjani.

What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?

I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What is a jiving Sardar called?

Breakdan Singh.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?

Just-beer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?

Just-one Singh.

a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH

a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH

What does a sardarjee say to a whore ?

.. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?

Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?

'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.

Why is A.P the land of underwears ?

'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?

telan-gana-mana ...

What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?

A.P days are here again ...

What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?

Mr. Chatter Jee.

Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?

Har Mandir Singh.

What do you call a very rich Malayalee?

Million Iyer

Who is he who has many publications to his credit?

Journal Singh

What do you call a bong who takes bribe?

Mr. Goosh

Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?

Long Wall Singh

Who is that guy who enlightens others?

Lanthanwalla

What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?

Her Pal Singh

What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag

in his hand?

Surrender Singh

How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?

M - O yet another O N.

How to acheive leadership

2009-03-19T13:46:00.000-07:00

There are so many books available to teach you Leadership but from my experience I found these points which is good for leadership -

1 command on your skill - so nobody can fools you easily
2 DO not hesitate - never think that you are less from somebody on the other hand don't get over confidence too ..
3 talk clearly - you should have guts to put your point in front of others, speak clearly and don't shout
4 do your homework - you should do your job also don't just depend on others
5 Be well informed - Always keep your eyes and ear opens for all kinds of information
6 Be honest - If you will lose honesty , your people will lose that too and then whether you try millions you can't get success.
7 Never underestimate yourself - if you want to lead others, know your strength, and believe in yourself
8 Keep strong lobby/ networking - some

यह पति

2009-03-12T13:57:00.000-07:00

आज फिर मुझे अहसास हुआ की बचपन में पड़ी हुई बाबा bharti की कहानी कितनी सही थी - कहानी कुछ असी थी की बाबा के पास एक बहुत ही सुंदर सफ़ेद घोड़ा था और एक डाकू उसको पाना चाहता था , पर बाबा किसी भी कीमत पर उसको देने तो तय्यार नही थे । एक बार बाबा अपने घोडे पर कही से जा रहे थे तो रस्ते में एक लंगडा भिखारी मिला जो चले फिरने से लाचार था , बाबा को उस पर बहुत दया आ गयी और उन्होंने उसे अपने साथ बैठा लिया थोडी ही देर में उस भिखारी ने बाबा को घोडे पर से धक्का दे कर गिरा दिया और बाबा ने दकेह वोह भिखारी और कोई नही बल्कि डाकू ही था , उस ने हस कर बाबा से कहा की देखो मैंने तुमसे घोड़ा हथिया ही लिया , तो बाबा ने उससे कहा वोह तो ठीक है पर एक बात याद रखना आगे से ऐसा मत करना नही तो लोग लाचारों पर दया करना छोड़ देंगे ...उन पर विश्वास करना छोड़ देंगे

आज पति के परिप्रेश्केय में यह बात उतिनी ही सही लगती है , आप कितना भी करो उन पर कभी विश्वास मत करो , सब कहते है की गृहस्थी की गाड़ी विश्वास से चलती है पर एक तरफा विश्वास किस काम का ...
आप ख़ुद कभी अजमा कर देख लेना यदि सब कुछ नोर्मल चलता है तो वोह भी खुश रहेगे आप जरा सी पानी बात कहिये अपने मायके की बात कीजिये फिर द्खेइए उनके तेवर ... सारा प्यार उड़न छू हो जाता है ...
कुछ लोग exception भी होते है पर बहतु से लोग ऐसे ही होते है यह में ऐसे ही नही कह रही हू जनाब बहुत लोगो से सर्वे कर के यह नतीजा निकला है
क्यो पत्नियों को मन को मार कर पतियों की बात मन्ना पड़ता है , जबकि उनको कोई restriction नही है मनो या न मनो बहुत लोग यह सोच रहे होगे की यह तो सरासर नारी जाग्रति की बात है ऐसा कुछ नही है , जो आदमी अपनी पत्नियों की बात मानते है उनकी इज्ज़त करते है उनसे बड़ा भाग्यवान और कोई दूसरा नही है पर जो बस अपने मन की करते है या अपने माँ बाप की मन की करते है अपनी पत्नी की इज्ज़त नही करते है उनसे बड़ा ... शैतान भी कोई नही है .

शब्दों का खेल

2009-03-10T11:55:00.000-07:00

दुनिया मैं सब श्ह्ब्दो का ही खेल है , किसी ने कुछ बोला किसी ने कुछ सुना और किसी ने कुछ और ही सुना और इस तरह बात का बतंगड़ बन गया ..या बात फ़ैल गयी ॥
अब देखिये कल की ही बात है किसी ने कहा की
" सब को अपनी थाली बड़ा बड़ा नही दीखता है "
एक बड़ा - खाने वाला बड़ा ( साबूदाना बड़ा , बड़ा पाव वाला बड़ा )
दूसरा बड़ा- साइज़ में जायदा
बड़ा ही मीनिंग फुल मीनिंग है सब को लगता है की दुसरे के पास जायदा अच्छा है और हमारे पास कुछ भी नही है फिर चाहे वोह दूसरी की बीवी ही क्यो न हो :))

अब एक और एक्साम्प्ले देखिये आप सब ने सरकार राज मोइविए तो देखि ही होगी जी हा amitabh bachchan जी ने उसमें बड़ा ही मेमोराब्ले अभीनय किया है उसमें एक दिअलोग है -
जान की बात है जान में रख लो ...( पुरा और एक्जेक्ट मुझे याद नही है यदि आप में से किसी को याद हो तो please बता दीजियेगा )
अब यहाँ भी देखिये जान के बहुत मीनिंग निकल रहे है
एक जान - लाइफ
दूसरी जान - पता होना, knowing

जी हा तो जनाब ऐसे बहुत सरे एक्साम्प्ले आप को मिल जायेगे दुन्दने से तो कहते है की god भी मिल जाता है
आप सब को होली की बहुत बहुत रंग भरी शुभकामनाये !

" जी का खेल "

2009-03-04T13:20:00.000-08:00

बहुत पहले डॉ सरोजिनी प्रीतम की यह लाइन पड़ी थी की " जहा जी लग जाए वह जी न लगाये "
इसका अर्थ पुरी जिंदगी में बहुत बार समझ आया ,सोरोजिनी "जी" ने बहुत ही सही कहा है ।
अब देखिये कल ही मुझे एक फ्रेंड ने कहा बताया की उसकी बॉस उसके साथ बहुत ही फ्री है उसको हर बात बता देती है मैंने कहा वोह सब तो ठीक है बस एक बात ध्यान रखना " जहा जी लग जाए वह जी न लगना "
अब आप में से जो समझदार है उनको तो इसका मतलब समझ आ ही गया होगा पर जो जायदा समझदार है उनके लिए बता दू की क्योकि बॉस के साथ जायदा मेल जोल भी ठीक नही है जब कोई आप से बहुत खुल जाता है तो उसका आप पर बहुत हक हो जाता है वोह आप से कुछ भी बोल सकता है कुछ भी करवा सकता है तो जरुरी है की बॉस से तो दुरी ही बना कर रखी जाए । बाकि तो फिर आप की मर्जी ...

यह तो हुआ जी का पहला अर्थ , अब दूसरा अर्थ देखिये -
अगर आप किसी से बहुत प्यार करते है उसको दिल से कहते है तो फिर कोई भी फोर्मलिटी मत कीजिये बहुत ड्रामा मत कीजिये दिखावा लगता है । अब देखिये मैंने बहुत साड़ी महिलाओ को देखा है तो पति को रिझाने के लिए हा जी यह जी कर कर के बात करती है पर पीठ पीछे वही महिलाये पतियों की बुराई करने में पीछे नही रहती है के मतलब है " जी" लगाने का । डरती तो आप है नही फिर यह डरने का यह आदर करने का ड्रामा किस लिए ?
खैर महिलाओ का और महिलाओ का ही नही आदमियों का भी बहुत बार यही काम होता है झूठी तारीफ करने का या फिर हा में हा मिलाने का और पीछे से क्यू करने में बी रहने का ॥
तो भिया समझ गए न आप सब लोग याद रखना " जहा जी लग जाए वह जी न लगाना "

मेरा दिन -३

2009-02-17T10:01:00.000-08:00

aaj mann thoda thik hai . aaj meine yeh article pada - it's very inspiring aap bhi dkehiye-

http://www.besthealthmag.ca/embrace-life/article/how-i-beat-my-anxiety

- taken from - best health magazine newsletter

Laugho laugho - nahi smajhe :)

2009-01-30T12:21:00.000-08:00

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

A: Adidas.

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Q: How do u CUT roads?????

A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

A : Hindustan Leaver.

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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Q: What's Ford?

A: Gaadi.

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Q: What's Oxford?

A: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?

A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?

A:They both are not a banana !!

ANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?

BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.

भक्त बोला - प्रभु, मुझे एक गिटार दे दो।

गिटार ! कैसा गधा है। शिवजी ने सोचा । कोई गिटार के लिए भी तपस्या करता है।

बोले - बेटा, तूने बड़ी तपस्या की है। कुछ बड़ा मांग। चिन्ता मत कर, सब कुछ मिलेगा।

भक्त बोला - नहीं प्रभु, मुझे तो सिर्फ एक गिटार चाहिए बस !

शिवजी समझाने लगे - बेटा, कुछ ढंग का मांग। मेरी रेपुटेशन का तो खयाल कर। गिटार भी कोई मांगने की चीज है भला।

परंतु भक्त भी जिद पर अड़ा हुआ था, बोला - नहीं प्रभु, अगर देना है तो बस गिटार ही दो !

अब शिवजी को गुस्सा आ गया, बोले - गिटार ! गिटार ! गिटार ! अबे अगर गिटार मेरे पास होता तो मैं ये डमरू क्यों बजाता फिरता
One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after three days. After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.

The test consisted of two question with a total marks of 100.

Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)

Q2. Which tire burst ? (98 marks)

Best from Asha & Gulam Ali

2009-01-28T11:38:00.000-08:00

कुछ songs ऐसे होते है जो ऐसा लगता है जैसे उन् पलों के लिए बनाये गए हो जो हम जी लेते है जब इन songs को सुनते है - जैसे की यह गाना , इतना realistic है की जब भी सुनो ऐसा लगता है की में ही गा रही हू -
नैना रे नैना तोसे लागे .......

आप भी सुनिए .....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt6joUH9KOI

AR Rahman tujhe salaam!

2009-01-13T10:14:00.000-08:00

Lot and lots of congratulation for A R Rahman !
This is not the first time when Rahman got a big award for his work but I am not getting it what so big deal about Goldan globe ? In my opinion any real artist is not wait for recognition or any world level award, if he/she is best then his talent will spread like wild fire. It's true that Mr. A R Rahman becomes world famous artist but he was already a world famous musician before that.
Since his childhood Rahman is devoted to music.He composed music better than Slum dog Millionaire in his movies but he got famous by Slum dog Millionaire only. Rahman was always famous in the world, by saying I want to say only this that we should proud of what we have and should not wait for recognition. A.R.Rahman was always best and none of the award in this world is big enough to honor him.
Some poet said -
"
niz karmo ka bhi dhyan rahe
khud par bhi abhiman rahe
apne ho aise karm sada
jisse bahrat ka maan rahe

means one should always remember his deeds,and have self respect, should always remember that what ever he will do, his country should proud always !

"

Funny quotes

2009-01-13T09:30:00.000-08:00

Guru- Gee you are you TM
Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle, tickle tickle

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
Anonymous
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Patrick Murray

The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM.
Dave Barry

"Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids." Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?
Sal Davino

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."
George Burns

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
Oliver Herford

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
Groucho Marx

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."
Eddie Izzard

"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
Spike Milligan

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
A. Whitney Brown

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Steven Wright

"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
Spike Milligan

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
Steven Wright

Meeting Celebrity

2008-02-06T11:55:00.000-08:00

Today I met mr. Jeffrey Gitomer,the sales guru! It was great experince to listen to him.It was snow storm in Toronto ,but I was dertermined to meet him.
I also received a personal signed book from him.
why people wants to meet celebrity, so many reason for me I wanted to gain knowladge from him that's why I met him,few people adore celebrity, few only wants to see them etc etc...

"If you want to succeed in life then you should learn from your surrounding ,from the people, from nature, from objects... every day you will learn so many new things and that is to be sure that gaining knowladge is never a waste,you never know which point in life you can use that knowladge"- Pearl

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Please do write your comments on "why you wants to meet celebrity " and how do you like my knowladge quote:)

Pattern of life

2008-01-30T20:09:00.000-08:00

there are always a reason behind everything we like or dislike in our life. There is a pattern in our liking and disliking .To make things easier let me give you one example suppose some body ask your favorite song, it's possible that you might like millions of them but at any instance you reply one which has a reason why you like that song because it could be your favorite love song or it could be one which you like to sing etc etc...for example one person always says his favorite song is one which his girlfriend used to sing for him ,he have 5 grilfriends,and he likes 5 diffrent songs which his girlfriends likes.
I said there is a pattern behind every liking and disliking, it's not only true for a song but for everything like you can easily tell by listening a tune, who is the composer of that tune, wheather it's totally diffrent from his previous tunes but there is a very tiny pattern by which you can recognize.
It's true for each kind of creativity like art, music, songs, cooking,desiging etc.

Internet Networking -any worth?

2008-01-28T12:21:00.000-08:00

Recently so many networking sites opens up to promote reunion or to promote internet networking with your classmates, collegues,your ex colleagues or anyone in the world who is ready to know you or you wants to know him .
people exchange their qualification, job details, resumes, friends's email ,hobbies etc etc.. a long list but at the end of the day how much it's all worth?
anyone in the world can help you just because you met him/her on any of this site ,no,the chances are very less, only if he/she will get any benefit from you or he could be very helping ( it's rare case:))
In my opinion it's only a latest fashion after email or chat to catch up with your friend.
May be if you have your own business then only it can help.
it expose your information to several people which is very undesirable.
I am not against to any of these site or person, as they are very useful for many of them.I appreciate in the way this site at least helping people to live their social life again which they were loosing in today's stressed world.

Direct Dil Se ...

2008-01-28T12:11:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KctobWLRU6M&mode=related&search=
I feel you,
in every stone,
in every leaf of every tree,
that you ever might have grown.

I feel you,
in every thing,
in every river that might flow,
in every seed you might have sown.

I feel you. (5x)

I feel you,
in every vein,
in every beatin' of my heart,
each breath I take.

I feel you, anyway,
in every tear that I might shed,
in every word I've never said.

I feel you (4x)

I feel you,
in every vein,
in every beatin' of my heart,
in every breath I'll ever take.

I feel you, anyway,
in every tear that I might shed,
in every word I've never said.

I feel you. (5x)

I feel you.

2008-01-28T11:40:00.000-08:00

This is my first post in this blog. I named it " pearl's Oyster" as you will get more n' more from my heart as the time goes by.
It can be a sercret, a story, a song near to heart, a picture ,a motivation ,an inspiration .......anything.
keep enjoying !